The Pitch:
Taser says, “It’s that time of year when everyone is shopping for the perfect gift for Mom,” and calls the CS2 model in metallic pink, “The perfect gift, just in time for Mother’s Day.”
Why It’s Not Ideal:
- Someone will invariably be tased after Mom opens it. It’s her day!
- It requires a background check, which spoils the surprise.
- It’s illegal in seven states, plus “certain cities and counties.”
Exceptions to the Rule:
- Your mom is Beth Chapman.
- Tasing is a Mother’s Day tradition in your family.
Buy It Anyway: $319.99 at Taser
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